
THE MARKETING MISFITS NEWSLETTER
Issue #009 | May 6th, 2026
NEWSLETTER MASTERY
ONE QUESTION. NO GOOGLING.
Nate Kennedy gave Kevin King a specific rule about newsletter consistency that he called non-negotiable. What was it, and what happens to a newsletter audience when this rule gets broken even once or twice?
Answer at bottom of email
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MISFIT STORY of the WEEK
The Day Kevin Sent One Email and Made $70,000
The number that stopped the podcast cold: $70,000. In one day. From one email. To 18,000 subscribers.
Kevin King tells this story with the matter-of-fact confidence of someone who's been in direct response marketing for decades and still knows exactly which levers move which numbers. His Billion Dollar Sellers newsletter has around 18,000 active subscribers.
He's pruned it ruthlessly from a larger list, removing anyone who wasn't genuinely engaged. The result is a list that opens reliably, clicks consistently, and tells sponsors exactly what to expect.
On that particular day, Kevin sold six dedicated email sponsorship slots in one send. Each at $4,500 per email. That's $27,000 in sponsor commitments in a single campaign. By the time he'd followed up with the pipeline his campaign generated, the day's revenue cleared $70,000.
Newsletters that feel like advertising fail. Newsletters that feel like trusted editorial media succeed.
That's the number Matt McGarry finds completely believable. He built the growth systems behind The Hustle and HubSpot's newsletter operations. He's watched newsletter operators turn modest, highly engaged lists into six-figure profit machines by understanding one fundamental principle:
The distinction is everything. Kevin doesn't blast his list with sales pitches. He sends editorial content that his audience trusts and wants. The sponsors get placed inside a vehicle his readers choose to open. That's the only reason a $4,500 dedicated email sells at all. The trust is the product. The newsletter is just the delivery mechanism.
Nate Kennedy, the other newsletter expert Kevin brought on, built micro-newsletters in hyper-specific niches and monetized them the same way. His insight aligned perfectly with Kevin's: the newsletters that die do so not because they're bad, but because they're inconsistent.
Most newsletters quit before issue 10. The ones that survive that threshold compound their audience, their trust, and their revenue in ways that take years to build. But they last for decades.
Nate Kennedy, the other newsletter expert Kevin brought on, built micro-newsletters in hyper-specific niches and monetized them the same way. His insight aligned perfectly with Kevin's: the newsletters that die do so not because they're bad, but because they're inconsistent.
Most newsletters quit before issue 10. The ones that survive that threshold compound their audience, their trust, and their revenue in ways that take years to build. But they last for decades.
THE CHALKBOARD
The Newsletter Playbook: From $0 to $70K/Day Sends

This week pairs Matt McGarry (who built newsletter growth systems for The Hustle and HubSpot) on newsletter strategy and Nate Kennedy (micro-newsletter operator) on the monetization architecture, list hygiene, and consistency systems that turn a newsletter into a business.
The theme: newsletter is the most under appreciated revenue asset in most marketers' portfolios. Almost everyone building one is making the same critical mistake of treating it like a promotional email instead of editorial media.
Marketer's Notepad:
"Never miss a send." Nate Kennedy's non-negotiable: consistency is the compounding mechanism in newsletter growth. Readers form a habit around your send day. Miss two weeks and you've broken that habit. Start over from near zero psychologically, even if your subscriber count is the same.
Editorial vs. promotional is a real distinction. Matt McGarry's definition: a marketing email sells something in every send. A newsletter builds a relationship over time and makes sponsor placements convert because of the accumulated trust, not because of individual sales copy.
Kevin's 62% open rate secret. Kevin doesn't achieve 62% open rates on a 100,000-person list. He achieves them on a rigorously pruned 18,000-person list. He removed 3,000 non-engagers from a larger list and open rates jumped. Smaller and engaged always beats bigger and disengaged.
Segmentation drives 5-10x revenue. Matt's data: list segmentation alone can deliver 5-10x higher revenue from the same list size. Just send different content to different audience segments based on interest or behavior. Most newsletters treat their entire audience as one person. Stop it.
The $4,500 dedicated email model. Kevin's monetization approach: instead of banner ads (low value), sell dedicated email slots: standalone promotional sends to your audience on behalf of a sponsor. The sponsor gets the full email. The reader gets relevant content they might actually want. The newsletter earns premium CPM rates.
List hygiene protects deliverability. Nate's 90/60/30-day re-engagement system: at 90 days of inactivity, run a re-engagement campaign. At 60 days of no response, escalate. At 30 days of continued non-response, remove. A clean list isn't smaller. It's more valuable per subscriber.
AI for newsletter content creation. Both Matt and Nate use AI to repurpose podcast transcripts and existing content into newsletter drafts. The key: AI generates the structure, the human refines the voice. AI-only newsletters are detectable and lose trust faster than they build it.
Design for skimmability. Matt's design framework: sections, headers, bullets, short paragraphs, one CTA per section. Readers are scrolling at speed. The job of design is to reward the skimmer with enough value that they slow down for the parts that matter.
Watch These Misfits Episodes to Dive Deeper:
Why Your Newsletter Strategy is FAILING (Matt McGarry)
How to Make $70K in a Day Sending Emails (Nate Kennedy)
MARKETING TRENDS & FACTS

MISFIT MARKETING STRATEGY
The 80/20 Email Rule
Simple. 80% of your emails should deliver pure value with no sales pitch. 20% can be promotional.
The ratio protects deliverability (ISPs favor senders whose subscribers engage positively), protects the relationship (readers who feel sold to constantly unsubscribe), and paradoxically increases revenue from the promotional 20%.

EMAIL MARKETING
The "best time to send email" benchmarks are a starting point, not a destination. General data from Brevo's analysis shows 10 AM as the globally most popular send time, with Tuesday and Thursday outperforming other days.
But industry context matters: B2B audiences engage best during business hours (9-11 AM, Tuesday through Thursday), while B2C e-commerce often sees strong evening engagement (5-8 PM).
The strategic move: use your ESP's AI-powered send-time optimization feature, which analyzes each individual subscriber's historical open pattern and sends at their personal peak engagement window.
If you don't have that feature, run a split test.
Send identical emails to three random list segments at 9 AM, 1 PM, and 7 PM and let engagement data guide your default timing.
Always send in the subscriber's local timezone, not your company's.
For help with email marketing for your brand, contact dragon.fish
Email is the only channel where you own the relationship. Every other platform can take it away tomorrow.
THE ONE-MINUTE CASE STUDY

The Brand: Warby Parker, founded 2010
The Strategy: Warby Parker launched with a Home Try-On program. Customers could order five frames, try them at home for five days, and return what they didn't want for free. In an industry where eyeglasses were a high-commitment, in-store purchase, this inverted the entire purchase dynamic.
The "try before you commit" model removed the primary objection (I can't know if they look good without wearing them) and created a built-in user experience that generated organic word-of-mouth.
The Result: Warby Parker disrupted a $140B eyewear industry dominated by a single incumbent. They grew from $3,000 in the first three weeks to an IPO valuation of $3 billion.
The Lesson: Think about Warby Parker's Home Try-On program as a physical email sequence.
Trigger: Request five frames.
Email 1: Confirmation plus excitement.
Email 2 (day 3): "How are the frames?"
Email 3 (day 5): "Return window closes tomorrow."
The physical experience was sequenced exactly like a well-designed email automation. Apply this thinking to your own customer journey.
FROM NORM & KEVIN’S HUMIDOR

Connecticut shade tobacco is grown under enormous cheesecloth tents stretched across acres of farmland in the Connecticut River Valley. The cheesecloth filters roughly 30% of direct sunlight, slowing leaf growth and producing the thin, oily, combustible wrapper leaves that premium cigar makers prize above almost everything else.
A single quality wrapper leaf can sell for $2 to $3 wholesale, more per square inch than many food products. The growing process takes months, the fermentation takes years, and the finished leaf may travel to Nicaragua, Honduras, or the Dominican Republic before returning to the U.S. in a finished cigar.
The wrapper you see on the outside of a premium cigar is almost always the most expensive, most carefully grown part of the entire smoke.
The next Collective Minds Society Cigar & Whisky trip is Feb 18-22, 2027
THE MISFITS AI MARKETING TIP
How to Write a 5-Email Welcome Sequence in 10 Minutes
A welcome sequence is the highest-ROI automation in email marketing. Most operators spend weeks on it or never build one at all. AI can get you to a first draft in 10 minutes.
Define the sequence goal in one sentence before you open AI: what do you want the subscriber to believe, know, or do by the end of email 5?
Paste your lead magnet or opt-in offer description into Claude or ChatGPT. Tell the AI who your subscriber is, what problem they just signed up to solve, and what your core product or offer is.
Ask for a 5-email sequence outline: Email 1 (deliver the lead magnet + one quick win), Email 2 (your founder story or origin), Email 3 (a case study or transformation story), Email 4 (address the single biggest objection to your offer), Email 5 (soft introduction to your paid offer or next step).
Ask the AI to write a full first draft of each email with subject lines, body copy, and a single CTA per email. • Review, edit for voice, and add specific proof or personal details the AI could not have known.
Load into your email platform and set the sequence live.
Sample Prompt:
Write a 5-email welcome sequence for a new subscriber who just downloaded a free guide called [guide title]. My audience is [description]. My core paid offer is [offer]. Email 1 delivers the guide. Emails 2-4 build trust. Email 5 introduces the paid offer with a soft pitch. Each email should be under 250 words with a single clear CTA.
A welcome sequence built in 10 minutes is infinitely better than the one you have been meaning to build for six months.
MARKETING LISTS
7 Newsletter Metrics That Actually Matter

THE FAQ (HOW’D YOU DO?)
Q: What is the difference between a newsletter and a marketing email?
Matt McGarry defines a marketing email as a send that asks for something in every message, whether a click, purchase, or sign-up. A newsletter builds a relationship over time through editorial content, consistent value, and genuine usefulness.
The distinction matters because sponsors pay more for newsletter placements than promotional emails, and audiences trust newsletter content at significantly higher rates than they trust promotional campaigns.
Q: How do successful newsletters monetize beyond sponsorships?
The best newsletters layer three revenue streams simultaneously: sponsored placements within editorial content (dedicated emails at premium CPM rates), premium subscription tiers for the most engaged readers, and product or service sales to a warm, pre-built audience.
Kevin King's $70,000 day came from dedicated sponsor emails. The layered model protects revenue even when any single stream fluctuates.
Q: Why is list pruning more important than list growth?
Kevin King achieved 62% open rates by removing non-engaging subscribers from a larger list. Sending to unengaged subscribers signals low-quality content to ISPs, which tanks deliverability for your entire list.
A smaller, engaged list reaches more inboxes, earns more sponsor revenue per send, and generates a better data foundation for testing and optimization. The goal is not a big list. It is a valuable one.
Q: What is Nate Kennedy's "never miss a send" rule and why does it matter?
Nate Kennedy treats consistency as the compounding mechanism for newsletter growth. Readers form a behavioral habit around your send day and time.
Missing one or two sends breaks that habit, and the psychological reset means readers treat the next send like a cold outreach rather than an anticipated arrival. The newsletters that outlast everyone else are not always the best-written. They are the most consistent.
THE ANSWER YOU’RE LOOKING FOR
"Never miss a send." Nate Kennedy explained in his Marketing Misfits episode that reader habit is the compounding mechanism behind every successful newsletter.
When a newsletter goes quiet for two weeks, subscribers do not wait patiently. They mentally unsubscribe, even if they stay on the list. The next send gets treated like cold outreach instead of a trusted arrival. Consistency is the entire game.
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Hope you enjoyed this week’s issue. We’ll see you next week!
Norm and Kevin
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