
THE MARKETING MISFITS NEWSLETTER
Issue #026 | Sept 2nd, 2026
PAID & ORGANIC SEARCH
ONE QUESTION. NO GOOGLING.
John Moran, the $2,500/hr Google Ads expert, argues that the most common metric used to measure Google Ads performance is fundamentally broken and gives brands a false picture of profitability.
What metric does he say should replace it, and what does it measure?
Answer at bottom of email
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Are you tired of paying creators for generic, overly polished videos that look great but fail to convert?
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MISFIT STORY of the WEEK
Why Your Best Google Campaign Might Be Losing You Money
John Moran has seen it hundreds of times. An agency shows a client a campaign reporting $20,000 in ROAS lift. The client's bottom line dropped by $40,000 that quarter. The campaign still shows a green number in the dashboard. The client fires the agency. The agency is baffled.
The problem, John explains, isn't the campaign. It's the metric.
ROAS (Return on Ad Spend) is a platform metric. Google reports it. Meta reports it. But what each platform calls "revenue" is whatever their attribution window recorded.
A customer who saw a Meta ad on Tuesday, a Google search on Thursday, and a YouTube video on Saturday before buying Sunday gets credited to all three platforms at once. Your in-platform ROAS looks like a 5x on Meta, a 6x on Google, and a positive return on YouTube.
Your actual revenue from customers may be half of what combined platform numbers say they are.
John's solution is blunt: stop using ROAS as your primary KPI. Replace it with MER, Marketing Efficiency Ratio, which is simply total revenue divided by total ad spend across all channels at once.
Your MER tells you the truth about whether marketing is making the business more money. Your campaign-level ROAS tells you a story each platform wants you to believe.
The second insight is equally counterintuitive. Google's own AI bidding (Smart Bidding / tROAS) can trap your campaign in a warm-traffic loop. When you set a high tROAS target, Google's algorithm becomes overly conservative, only bidding on the safest (warmest) traffic to hit your ROAS target.
The result: your ads reach mostly existing customers and high-intent return visitors. New customer acquisition drops. The business stops growing. The ROAS number stays beautiful.
Neil Patel was making a complementary point from the SEO side: brands that measure search performance purely by clicks and rankings are increasingly blind to their actual AI-era visibility.
With 44% of sites seeing flat or declining traffic since AI Overviews launched, the new measurement framework has to include AI citation tracking, brand mention monitoring, and multi-platform search presence, not just Google position tracking.
THE CHALKBOARD
Paid & Organic Search: The New Framework for Winning in a Zero-Click World

Neil Patel on SEO strategy for 2026. John Moran on Google Ads optimization. Both operate in search, both are among the best in the world at their respective disciplines, and both are saying the same thing from different angles: the old measurement framework is broken.
Rankings don't guarantee traffic. ROAS doesn't guarantee growth. The brands winning in 2026 have rebuilt their measurement philosophy around business outcomes rather than platform-reported metrics.
The practical application: use Search Everywhere Optimization (Neil Patel's framework) to ensure your brand appears across Google, Amazon, ChatGPT, TikTok, YouTube, and Perplexity at the same time.
Use MER and NCAC (New Customer Acquisition Cost) to measure paid media performance at the business level rather than the campaign level.
Marketer's Notepad:
Replace ROAS with MER.
Marketing Efficiency Ratio = total revenue divided by total ad spend across ALL channels at the same time. This is the only metric that tells the truth about whether marketing is profitable at the business level.Use NCAC as your scaling benchmark.
New Customer Acquisition Cost (NCAC), not campaign ROAS, should be the primary metric for determining when to scale paid spend. If NCAC is below your customer LTV, scale. If it exceeds LTV, pause and optimize.tROAS creates a warm-traffic trap.
Google's AI bidding hoards your budget for warm returning visitors when ROAS targets are set too high. Run a "manual CPC feeder" campaign alongside tROAS campaigns to break the ceiling and capture new audience.TikTok's 0.2 ROAS isn't a problem if brand search is climbing.
John Moran's framing: TikTok works by building brand awareness that converts on Google. If you see TikTok reporting a 0.2 ROAS but your brand search volume on Google is growing, TikTok is working. Don't kill it based on platform-level attribution.Search Everywhere Optimization.
Neil Patel's framework: your ideal customer uses 6+ platforms on average. SEO can no longer be Google-only. Optimize for Amazon, Instagram, YouTube, ChatGPT, TikTok, and Perplexity at the same time. Each requires different optimization inputs.Digital PR is the new link building.
AI Overviews pull from authoritative, frequently-cited sources. Getting cited by CNBC, industry publications, and major blogs is more valuable than acquiring 100 standard backlinks. Digital PR that earns coverage is now an SEO strategy.Schema markup and LLMs.txt are new technical requirements.
Neil Patel is explicit: schema markup and LLMs.txt (a new file format signaling AI crawlers what to read) are now technical SEO requirements for any brand serious about AI visibility.Data is the competitive moat.
Neil Patel's evolving thesis: "Content is King" is outdated. Proprietary first-party data beats content alone. Brands with unique audience data, behavioral insights, and community-generated content will win the AI era.
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MARKETING TRENDS & FACTS

MISFIT MARKETING STRATEGY
The Rule of 7 (Modernized)

The original Rule of 7, a marketing principle dating to the 1930s film industry, stated that a consumer needs to see or hear a marketing message at least seven times before taking action. In the fragmented, attention-scarce media environment of 2026, the number has moved. Many researchers now suggest 10 to 15 touchpoints in a buyer's journey before a purchase decision, depending on the category and price point.
The modernized Rule of 7 isn't really about a specific number. It's about systematic presence across the buyer journey at every stage.
How to implement the modernized Rule of 7:
Touchpoints 1 to 2: Awareness. TikTok organic, YouTube Shorts, social ads. Purpose: exist in the customer's peripheral vision. No hard sell.
Touchpoints 3 to 4: Consideration. Long-form YouTube video, podcast mention, detailed social content.
Purpose: answer their questions before they ask them.
Touchpoints 5 to 6: Intent. Google search, Amazon listing, retargeting ads. Purpose: intercept when they're actively looking. Product-focused copy belongs here.
Touchpoint 7+: Decision. Email, retargeting, cart abandonment, social proof, testimonials. Purpose: remove the last objections and give them a reason to act now.
The modern reality: Every platform you add to your marketing mix compresses the buyer journey. A customer who discovers you on TikTok, searches you on Google, watches a YouTube review, and gets an email retargeted in three days completes all seven touchpoints in a week instead of two months. Build the map. Audit your touchpoints. Find the gaps.
EMAIL MARKETING
Review and Reputation Management for AEO
Reviews have always mattered for local SEO, but their AEO impact is significantly higher than most brands realize. For ChatGPT, brands with active profiles on Trustpilot, G2, and Capterra have a 3x higher chance of being cited because these platforms aggregate the credibility signals AI uses when answering evaluative queries. Perplexity regularly pulls from Yelp, G2, and TripAdvisor for product recommendations.
Practical reputation AEO strategy:
Claim and fully optimize your profiles on the top 3 review platforms in your industry.
Build a systematic review generation process, including post-purchase automated requests and proactive outreach to satisfied customers.
Respond to every review (positive and negative) within 24 to 48 hours.
Include structured review data (AggregateRating schema) on your website aggregating first-party ratings.
A strong, actively managed review presence acts as a compound citation asset that grows in AEO value over time.
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THE ONE-MINUTE CASE STUDY

The Brand: Stanley was founded in 1913. For over a century, they made industrial-grade vacuum-insulated bottles for construction workers and outdoorsmen.
They were not a lifestyle brand. They were not a social media brand. They were not, in any conventional sense, a marketing story.
Then TikTok happened.
The Strategy: In 2020, a group of mom-focused influencers on TikTok and Instagram discovered Stanley's Quencher tumbler, a 40-ounce insulated cup that kept beverages cold for hours. They started posting organically. The posts spread. Stanley had been considering discontinuing the Quencher line due to poor sales.
Instead, they noticed the organic traction and shifted aggressively toward the women's lifestyle market, a demographic they'd never consciously targeted in 110 years.
They leaned into TikTok creators. They launched limited-edition colors. They created scarcity. Target exclusive colorways sold out online in minutes. The secondary market for Stanley Quenchers reached prices three to four times retail value.
The Result: Stanley's annual revenue reportedly grew from approximately $70 million to over $750 million between 2020 and 2023, a 10x increase driven almost entirely by organic creator content and a smart brand shift.
No massive ad budget. No traditional media. A TikTok-native product story doing the work.
The Lesson: Your most important untapped market might be right in front of you. Stanley had a great product that the wrong audience was ignoring.
The right audience was there; the TikTok algorithm just delivered it to them. When creators organically discover your product, resource the channel immediately. Don't let a trend become a case study for someone else.
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THE MISFITS AI MARKETING TIP
How to Build a Search-Everywhere Content Strategy with AI

Neil Patel's Search Everywhere Optimization framework covers 6+ platforms. AI helps you build the content strategy for all of them from a single source.
Map your buyer's platform journey first.
Prompt: "My ideal customer is [profile]. List every platform they use to discover, research, and evaluate products like mine. For each platform, describe what type of content gets traction."Identify your platform-specific content gaps.
Feed your existing content library to AI and ask: "Where am I missing content? Which platforms have no presence? Which queries am I not answering on YouTube, Reddit, TikTok, or Perplexity?"Build the repurposing chain.
Prompt: "Take this podcast transcript and generate: one LinkedIn carousel, one YouTube description, one Reddit-style answer to [query], one TikTok script outline, and one blog post introduction."Optimize for AI citations.
Ask: "Review this blog post. Does it answer the question [X] in a way AI engines would cite directly? Rewrite the first three paragraphs using answer-first structure."Build your LLMs.txt file.
Prompt AI to generate an LLMs.txt file for your website that signals to AI crawlers exactly which pages contain your most authoritative content on each topic.
Sample Prompt:"I run a [business type]. Using Neil Patel's Search Everywhere Optimization framework, build me a 30-day content plan that creates presence across Google, YouTube, TikTok, LinkedIn, and Perplexity simultaneously."
Appearing on one platform is a traffic strategy. Appearing on six is a brand strategy.
MARKETING LISTS

THE FAQ (HOW’D YOU DO?)
Q: What is Marketing Efficiency Ratio (MER) and why is it better than ROAS?
Marketing Efficiency Ratio is calculated as total business revenue divided by total marketing spend across all channels simultaneously. Unlike ROAS, which measures individual campaign or platform performance in isolation, MER shows the actual return the business is getting from all marketing activity combined.
Because MER doesn't allow platforms to claim credit for the same conversion, it gives an honest picture of marketing profitability that ROAS systematically overstates.
Q: What is the "warm traffic trap" in Google Ads?
When a Google Ads tROAS (target return on ad spend) is set too high, Google's Smart Bidding algorithm becomes overly conservative. It prioritizes bids on warm returning traffic (existing customers, return visitors) because those audiences are statistically most likely to convert at the target ROAS.
The result: new customer acquisition slows, brand search dominates the traffic mix, and the business stops growing even while the dashboard shows positive returns.
Q: What is Search Everywhere Optimization?
Search Everywhere Optimization is Neil Patel's framework for ensuring your brand has discoverable presence across every platform your target buyer uses to search.
This includes Google, YouTube, Amazon, TikTok, Instagram, ChatGPT, and Perplexity. Each platform has different content signals, algorithm inputs, and optimization requirements. The goal is not to rank #1 everywhere, but to appear when your buyer searches on whichever platform they happen to be using.
Q: How do I measure whether my SEO is working in the age of AI Overviews?
Standard click and ranking metrics are insufficient because AI Overviews answer queries without requiring a click to your site.
A complete measurement framework now includes: Google Search Console AI Overview impressions, brand name search volume trends, direct traffic to your site (often increased when AI cites you), and manual citation tracking (run target queries through Perplexity and ChatGPT and record whether your brand is mentioned).
THE ANSWER YOU’RE LOOKING FOR
MER, or Marketing Efficiency Ratio. John Moran argues that ROAS (Return on Ad Spend) is a platform metric that overcounts revenue by attributing the same customer purchase to multiple channels simultaneously.
MER, calculated as total revenue divided by total marketing spend across all channels, is the only metric that measures actual business-level marketing profitability.
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Hope you enjoyed this week’s issue. We’ll see you next week!
Norm and Kevin
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