THE MARKETING MISFITS NEWSLETTER

Issue #027 | Sept 9th, 2026

EMAIL MARKETING MASTERY

ONE QUESTION. NO GOOGLING.

Kevin King built his email newsletter into one of the most valuable in the Amazon seller space.

He pruned it from over 50,000 subscribers to a smaller, more engaged list. What was the approximate open rate on that pruned list, and how much did he earn in a single day selling sponsorships from it?

Answer at bottom of email

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In this episode of Marketing Misfits, Fernando Campos (Co-Founder of Hive HQ) exposes why the exact strategies that win on Amazon will actively bankrupt you on TikTok Shop.

Fernando breaks down the massive difference between "demand capture" and "demand creation," revealing why you need at least $15k/month to realistically test the waters on social commerce.

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MISFIT STORY of the WEEK
Kevin King's $70K Day: The Email Nobody Thought Was Worth Sending

The backstory to Kevin King's most famous email is almost more interesting than the result. Kevin had built his Billion Dollar Sellers Newsletter over years of consistent, editorial-first publishing.

He'd pruned a list of 50,000+ subscribers down to 18,000 genuinely engaged readers, cutting anyone who hadn't opened, clicked, or engaged in meaningful ways.

Most newsletter operators would call losing 32K emails a disaster… I call it a power move.

The pruned list had dramatically higher open rates. Around 62%. It was landing in Primary inboxes, not Promotions. Advertisers who tested it reported conversion rates well above their other newsletter placements.

One week, Kevin offered dedicated email slots: a single email send going out to his full 18,000-subscriber list, from him, promoting one advertiser exclusively. Price: $4,000 per send. He sold six of them on the same day. $24,000. He stopped counting at that number. Then the upsell momentum continued and the final tally landed at $70,000 in sponsorship revenue from a single day's selling activity.

Nate Kennedy, the email and newsletter strategist who joined Kevin and Norm to break it all down, wasn't surprised. He'd watched Kevin build the list the right way: editorial content first, promotional sends second, relentless list hygiene throughout. The revenue was inevitable.

Barbara Drazga, the "Deal Diva" demonstrated the same principle from a different angle.

Her list of sassy farm-girl subscribers generated outsized revenue because she treated every subscriber like a person, not a number. Her Google Form welcome survey, asking new subscribers about their passions, pets, and lifestyle, generated an 80% opt-in rate and instant personal connection. The relationship she built through email personalization made every promotional sequence feel like a recommendation from a friend, not a blast from a brand.

The lesson across both episodes: the path to email revenue runs through editorial trust. Build the relationship first, monetize second. A small, genuinely engaged list will always outperform a large, disengaged one.


THE CHALKBOARD

Email Marketing Mastery: The Complete Playbook for Revenue-Generating Newsletters

The most strategic email marketing double feature in Marketing Misfits history. Nate Kennedy breaks down the newsletter monetization model that lets Kevin charge $4,000 per dedicated email with a months-long waitlist.

Barbara Drazga reveals the 2-1-1-4 flash sale sequence and the Google Form welcome survey trick that generated an 80% opt-in rate from new subscribers.

Both episodes share one foundational principle: email marketing works when the relationship is real and the content earns trust before the pitch arrives.

The bigger picture for e-com sellers and performance marketers: email is the highest-ROI channel in digital marketing at $36 to $42 returned for every $1 invested. The brands treating it as a broadcast channel are leaving 80% of that ROI on the table.

The brands treating it as a relationship engine (editorial content, behavioral segmentation, relentless list hygiene) are generating returns that make their paid advertising costs look expensive by comparison.

Marketer's Notepad:

  1. Prune your list to make money.
    Kevin cut from 50,000+ to 18,000 engaged subscribers and multiplied his revenue per subscriber dramatically. An engaged 18,000 beats a disengaged 50,000 in every metric that matters: open rates, deliverability, inbox placement, and sponsor results.

  2. Sell dedicated email slots, not banner ads.
    Dedicated emails are standalone promotional emails sent entirely from you to your list on behalf of one advertiser. They convert dramatically better than inline banner ads or small sponsor callouts. Price them accordingly: $2,000 to $10,000 per send depending on list size and engagement.

  3. The 2-1-1-4 flash sale sequence.
    Barbara Drazga's formula: 2 emails building anticipation (problem/desire), 1 launch email, 1 urgency/last-chance email, 4 follow-up emails (value delivery). This structure consistently outperforms single-email promotions for time-sensitive offers.

  4. Survey new subscribers immediately.
    Barbara's Google Form welcome survey asks new subscribers about their lifestyle, passions, goals, and pets, then segments content accordingly. The 80% opt-in rate on this survey is not an anomaly. People are delighted when a brand actually asks what they want.

  5. List hygiene is a revenue strategy, not just a technical one.
    Implement a 90/60/30-day re-engagement policy: email inactive subscribers at each threshold, offer a reason to stay, then remove non-responders. A clean list improves deliverability, inbox placement, and sponsor conversion rates at the same time.

  6. Consistency is the single biggest failure point.
    Most newsletters die before issue 10 because creators treat them as optional when other priorities arise. Nate Kennedy's rule: "Never miss a send." Missing sends destroys reader habits and breaks algorithmic signals with ESPs.

  7. Use AI to repurpose podcast transcripts automatically.
    Feed your podcast transcript into an AI system, have it extract key insights and action items, then format as a newsletter section. This isn't replacing editorial voice. It's removing the production friction that causes newsletters to go dark.

  8. Print your newsletter.
    Nate mentioned physical print as a differentiation play that almost nobody is using. A physical newsletter mailed to your top subscribers creates perceived value and brand relationship that digital can't replicate.

Watch These Misfits Episodes to Dive Deeper:


MARKETING TRENDS & FACTS

MISFIT MARKETING STRATEGY
The Seinfeld Email Method

Jerry Seinfeld's famous writing habit is deceptively simple: he commits to writing one joke every day, marks an "X" on a calendar when he does, and his only goal becomes "don't break the chain." The Seinfeld Email Method applies this philosophy to email marketing content creation.

The Core Idea: Send emails consistently, about anything, as long as they're entertaining and honest, even when you have nothing to sell. The relationship compounds through consistency. The monetization follows the trust.

How to Implement the Seinfeld Email Method:

Step 1: Commit to a non-negotiable cadence. Weekly or bi-weekly. Whatever you commit to, honor it without exception. Breaking the chain resets the reader's engagement habit.

Step 2: Lead with story, not product. What happened to you this week? What did you observe? What made you laugh or frustrated you? A story that opens with something genuinely human, even unrelated to your product, builds more long-term engagement than opening with a promotion.

Step 3: Drop one insight. After the story, include one strategic takeaway your reader can use immediately. Keep it short. This creates the expectation that every email will be worth opening.

Step 4: Slide in the CTA at the bottom. If you have something to sell, mention it briefly at the end. The relationship was built in the story. The sale happens in the postscript.

Step 5: Make it feel like it came from a person. No HTML template. "From: Kevin King" in the from field. Conversational subject line. Write like you talk.

The Seinfeld Email Method doesn't generate the highest revenue per send, but it builds the kind of reader loyalty that eventually makes a $4,000/send dedicated email placement possible. The chain is the asset


EMAIL MARKETING
Using Urgency and Scarcity Ethically

Urgency and scarcity are among the most powerful conversion levers in email marketing, but also among the most abused. "HURRY! Only 2 left!!!" on a product you've never run low on, sent every week, destroys credibility faster than almost any other strategy.

The ethical and effective approach: use real scarcity (actual limited stock, genuine enrollment deadlines, true expiry dates), communicate it honestly and specifically ("Our warehouse confirms 47 units remaining as of this morning"), and reserve it for moments when it's actually true.

A countdown timer embedded in an email is one of the highest-converting elements available, but only when the deadline is real.

One practical rule: if the "urgent" offer would still be available tomorrow at the same terms, don't call it urgent. Trust, once broken, is very expensive to rebuild.

For help with email marketing for your brand, contact dragon.fish



Email has an ability many channels don't…
Creating valuable, personal touches, at scale.

— David Newman


THE ONE-MINUTE CASE STUDY

The Brand: Crumbl Cookies launched in 2017 with a simple product (large, artisan cookies) and a marketing mechanic that turned cookie-buying into a weekly cultural event.

The Strategy: Every Sunday, Crumbl reveals a new weekly flavor lineup: a rotating menu of six cookies that changes completely the following week. Some flavors appear once a year. Some never return. The only way to know what's available is to check their app or social media. The only way to get the cookie you want is to act that week.

The business model created a perfect FOMO engine. Customers who loved last week's maple syrup pancake cookie couldn't order it this week. The rotating menu made every week feel urgent. The limited availability made every specific cookie feel rare. Social media did the rest: millions of followers waiting for Sunday's reveal to see what's coming next, then posting photos of their hauls.

Crumbl's Instagram became one of the highest-engagement brand accounts in the food category, not because of production value, but because the content was genuinely anticipated. People wanted to see Sunday's lineup.

The Result: Crumbl grew from one location in 2017 to over 900 franchise locations by 2023, with annual system-wide revenue estimated above $1 billion. Their app became one of the most downloaded food apps in the US during peak growth, driven entirely by the rotating menu mechanic.

The Lesson: Scarcity and rotation aren't just pricing strategies. They're content strategies. When your product is genuinely time-limited and unpredictable, your audience has a reason to engage with your marketing every single week. Build the reveal. Build the anticipation. Let FOMO do the marketing.


FROM NORM & KEVIN’S HUMIDOR

The color of whiskey comes entirely from the barrel, not from the grain. New make spirit, fresh off the still, is completely clear like vodka.

Every shade of gold, amber, and mahogany develops during years of contact with charred oak as the spirit expands into and contracts out of the wood with temperature changes.

A single barrel can impart completely different color and flavor profiles depending on whether it was lightly or heavily charred, previously used or virgin oak, and how many years the whiskey rests. That's why two whiskeys from the same distillery can look and taste dramatically different.

The next Collective Minds Society Cigar & Whisky trip is Feb 18-22, 2027


THE MISFITS AI MARKETING TIP
How to Segment Your Email List for Maximum Revenue with AI

Most email programs treat segmentation as a technical task. It's actually a revenue strategy. Here's how to let AI do the analytical heavy lifting.

  • Pull your subscriber data.
    Export your list with purchase history, last open date, total spend, and acquisition source. Give this data to AI (anonymized) and ask: "What RFM segments can you identify in this data? Describe the characteristics of each."

  • Build the segment definitions.
    Based on AI's analysis, prompt: "Write the Klaviyo or Mailchimp audience filter criteria for each segment: Champions, At Risk, New/Promising, and Lapsed. Include engagement thresholds and purchase recency windows."

  • Write segment-specific campaigns.
    For each segment, prompt: "Write a 3-email sequence for [segment type]. This subscriber's behavioral profile is [characteristics]. What message, offer, and tone should each email use?"

  • Personalize at the subject line level.
    Give AI a list of subject line formulas and ask it to generate 5 versions for each segment. "Champions" get exclusivity language. "At Risk" get win-back language. "New" get curiosity and value.

  • Set up suppression rules.
    Prompt: "What audience suppression logic should I set up in [ESP] to make sure each segment only receives emails appropriate for their stage? Write the filter criteria."

Sample Prompt:

"I have an email list of 20,000 subscribers. Based on RFM segmentation principles, build me a complete segmentation strategy with 5 distinct audience groups, describe each group's mindset, and suggest the ideal email cadence for each."

The right message to the right segment at the right time generates more revenue than doubling your send frequency to your full list.


MARKETING LISTS


THE FAQ (HOW’D YOU DO?)

How do I monetize an email newsletter with sponsorships?

The most effective newsletter sponsorship model is dedicated email slots: a single promotional email sent to your full list on behalf of one advertiser, written in your voice, from your email address. Kevin King charges $4,000 per send on an 18,000-person list with 62% open rates.

To attract advertisers, document your open rates, click rates, and audience demographics in a media kit. Start with brands you already endorse. Let advertisers test one send before committing to a package.

What is the 2-1-1-4 email sequence?

The 2-1-1-4 sequence is Barbara Drazga's flash sale formula: 2 anticipation-building emails (problem framing and desire creation), 1 launch email (the offer), 1 urgency email (last chance with a real deadline), and 4 post-promotion follow-up emails (value delivery, lessons learned, what's coming next).

The structure converts significantly better than single-email promotions because it respects the psychological stages buyers go through before committing to a purchase.

Why should I prune my email list if it reduces my subscriber count?

List pruning removes subscribers who are not opening, clicking, or engaging with your emails. These inactive subscribers hurt your sender reputation, pull down your aggregate open rates, and reduce inbox placement (affecting your active subscribers).

Kevin King's example: cutting from 50,000+ to 18,000 genuinely engaged readers increased open rates to 62%, improved inbox placement, and ultimately enabled a $70K day in sponsorship sales. A smaller, engaged list is worth dramatically more per subscriber.

What is a good email open rate in 2026?

Industry average email open rates range from 15 to 25% across most categories, though post-iOS 15 tracking changes have made these numbers less reliable. A genuinely engaged newsletter list should see 35 to 60% open rates on regular sends.

Kevin King's 62% open rate on his Billion Dollar Sellers Newsletter is an extreme but achievable benchmark for editorial newsletters where the audience genuinely values the content.


THE ANSWER YOU’RE LOOKING FOR

62% open rate and $70,000 in a single day.

Kevin King shared on the Marketing Misfits podcast how he pruned his Billion Dollar Sellers Newsletter from 50,000+ to 18,000 engaged subscribers, achieving approximately 62% open rates on regular sends.

By offering dedicated email sponsorship slots at $4,000 per send, he sold multiple slots in a single day, ultimately generating $70,000 in sponsorship revenue.

Watch the full conversation

Hope you enjoyed this week’s issue. We’ll see you next week!

Norm and Kevin


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