
THE MARKETING MISFITS NEWSLETTER
Issue #003 | March 25, 2026
AI SEARCH & AEO
ONE QUESTION. NO GOOGLING.
Kasim Aslam's research team spent a year tracking how AI answer engines select their sources. What percentage of websites does his data say are using schema markup correctly, and how much more likely are those sites to get cited by AI?
Answer at bottom of email
HOT OFF THE PRESS! [ YESTERDAY ]
Traditional marketing frameworks are failing with younger consumers. You can't use old-school hype to sell to a generation operating from a baseline of hopelessness.
In this episode, Norm and Kevin chat with DTC consultant and behavioral science expert Sarah Levinger, who pulls back the curtain on the dark psychological triggers driving modern consumerism.
We get into why Gen Z believes they'll never be wealthy, how AI is rewiring the way our brains process information, and why legacy brands are torching their own legacies by forcing themselves into conversations they don't belong in.
Here's what we cover:
The Gen Z Hopelessness Matrix ... Why a generation crushed by high rent, AI job fears, and massive debt defaults to "What's the point?" and how brands like IKEA are winning by ditching the hype.
The 3 Psychological Selves ... Sarah breaks down Self-Discrepancy Theory and how the "Actual," "Ideal," and guilt-driven "Ought" selves control why a customer clicks buy.
The Unending AI Loop ... Why LLMs like Claude and ChatGPT are psychologically hooking us by opening conversational loops our brains can't naturally close.
Why the AIDA Framework is Dead ... Agitating and irritating customers into a sale is a primitive tactic that kills long-term brand loyalty.
Brand Identity Disasters ... How Budweiser and Jaguar alienated their core audiences trying to hack cultural conversations they had no business being in (and why Dove's "Like a Girl" campaign worked).
If you want to understand the real subconscious matrix of consumerism, this one's a masterclass.
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MISFIT STORY of the WEEK
The Algorithm Shift Nobody Talks About at Breakfast
Kasim Aslam used to run one of the world's top PPC agencies, Solutions 8. He managed over $100 million in ad spend. He's the kind of guy who should care deeply about Google rankings.
He spent last year building a six-person research team that does nothing but track how LLMs (large language models like ChatGPT and Perplexity) choose their sources.
What they found should rattle every marketer.
Schema markup is being used correctly by only 12.4% of websites. Here's the gut punch: websites with clean, validated schema markup earn 2.8 times more AI citations than those without.
Voice schema, the structured data that helps voice assistants answer questions from your content, is used by a mere 0.3% of all websites.
Meanwhile, 55% of people under 25 use voice search daily.
The math isn't complicated. 90% of websites are effectively invisible to the emerging AI search ecosystem. Not because their content is bad. Because AI crawlers can't interpret it cleanly.
Kasim went further. He described a Google move that most marketers completely missed: Google quietly restricted the sources it feeds into AI training pipelines from "hundreds" to "ten." That single algorithmic shift cut off Reddit communities, YouTube discussions, and long-tail content from AI training. It effectively handed AI visibility to the same big publishers who already dominate traditional search.
His warning: "The K-shaped economy applies to AEO. Twenty percent of businesses will accelerate wildly. Eighty percent will fall to zero."
Then he said something even more important. Small businesses actually have an advantage right now. AEO rewards niche granularity and depth of expertise, not scale. The entrepreneur who goes deep on one specific topic, builds real schema infrastructure, and earns citations across platforms they already participate in will outrank the corporate brand that's still arguing about budget approval for a schema implementation.
The window is open. It won't stay open forever.
THE CHALKBOARD
SEO Is Evolving. AEO Is the Next Layer.
The brands that win AI search aren't the ones churning the most content. They're the ones who built the deepest expertise signals, implemented clean schema infrastructure, and show up authentically on the platforms AI systems already trust.
Marketer's Notepad:
Schema markup is the new backlink. Kasim's team found that clean, validated structured data is the single most important technical factor for AI citation. Almost nobody has it right. Audit yours at Google's Rich Results Test today.
Perplexity cites Reddit 46.7% of the time. YouTube 14%. The AI doesn't care if your content is in a comment thread. If it's authoritative, specific, and well-structured, it gets cited.
"Strong opinions work." Tracy Graziani's insight from the AI-SEO episode: original research, first-person opinions, and point-of-view content outperform generic AI-generated summaries in AI search. AI generates average content. What it can't replicate is your specific lived experience and opinionated take.
SEO isn't dead. It's expanded. Neil Patel's principle: "Search Everywhere Optimization." Your ideal customer uses six-plus platforms on average. Google, Amazon, TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, ChatGPT. You need to appear on all of them.
65% of searches already end in zero clicks. That trend accelerates with AI. If you're only measuring traffic, you're measuring a diminishing signal. Start measuring AI citation frequency.
AEO rewards niches. Kasim's most hopeful data point: individuals rank; corporate brands get lost. Build a personal brand tied to deep expertise in one specific topic, and you'll outrank broader brands in AI responses. LLMs are expert-first, not brand-first.
AI is producing more content than ever, and most of it is generic garbage. Brands that pair human expertise with AI production tools will dominate. The garbage acts as background noise that makes quality signal stand out. (Tracy Graziani's point.)
Entity optimization matters. Complete your Google Knowledge Panel. Add SameAs schema linking your profiles across LinkedIn, Wikidata, and authoritative directories. Entity recognition is how AI systems decide who to trust.
Watch These Misfits Episodes to Dive Deeper:The New AI-SEO Playbook in 2026 (Tracy Graziani)
The Rise of AI Answer Engines (AEO) (Kasim Aslam)
MARKETING TRENDS & FACTS
90% of websites are invisible to AI search. The businesses that fix their schema infrastructure now will have a compounding advantage in 12 months.

MISFIT MARKETING STRATEGY
The AIDA Formula
It’s one of the oldest copywriting frameworks ever devised. Still one of the most effective for email, landing pages, ads, and content.
A. Attention. The hook. Your first line, headline, or opening image must stop the scroll. "Are you paying for the wrong keywords?" is Attention. "Welcome to our website" is not.
I. Interest. Give them a reason to keep reading. Reference their world, their specific problem, their industry. Generic interests nobody. Specific interests everybody in your target market.
D. Desire. Transform features into emotions. "48-hour delivery" is a feature. "Get it before your boss asks why it's not done yet" is desire. Desire is always about the outcome, not the mechanism.
A. Action. One clear, specific call to action. Not "visit our website." Not "learn more." "Click here to see how Kasim's schema audit template finds your AEO gaps in 20 minutes" is an action with specificity and benefit baked in.
Where it fails: Most marketers nail Attention and skip straight to Action. The Interest and Desire steps are where you earn the right to ask for the click. Don't rush them.
EMAIL MARKETING
Segmented email campaigns generate 14.31% higher open rates and over 100% higher click-through rates compared to batch-and-blast sends. Yet most brands still treat their list as a single audience.
The most important segmentation shift right now is moving from demographics to behavior.
Start by tracking RFM scores (Recency, Frequency, Monetary value) and create distinct strategies for each tier.
High-value recent buyers get early access and loyalty rewards. Lapsed high-value customers get win-back sequences. New subscribers get onboarding flows.
For B2B, combine job title, company size, and product usage to form hyper-targeted segments.
Start with two or three behavioral segments and expand from there. The revenue lift is immediate.
For help with email marketing for your brand, contact dragon.fish
AI / MARKETING TOOL HIGHLIGHT
CheckThat.ai is a tool that shows you exactly how AI engines perceive your brand right now.
Paste in your brand name, products, or key topics and see how ChatGPT, Perplexity, and other AI answer engines describe you, rank you, and compare you to competitors. For AEO work, this is your baseline measurement tool.
You can't improve what you haven't measured. Run your brand through CheckThat before and after any schema or content changes to track your AEO progress. Free tier available.
Content is no longer king. Context is king.
And AI is the new gatekeeper of context.
— Kasim Aslam
THE ONE-MINUTE CASE STUDY

The Brand: Liquid Death, founded 2018 by Mike Cessario.
The Strategy: Before a single can was manufactured, Mike ran Facebook ads for Liquid Death: just the branding concept, edgy design, aggressive tagline ("Murder Your Thirst"), to validate demand. He had zero product available.
100% brand. The ads proved that people would respond to water positioned as a rebellious, anti-plastic, punk-rock category disruptor. Then he made the product.
The Result: Liquid Death raised $1.6M in seed funding partly off the back of the pre-launch social proof. By 2024, the brand was valued at $1.4 billion. They became the fastest-growing non-alcoholic beverage brand in history.
The Lesson: Test the brand before the product. If you can't generate desire with pure positioning and no product, you don't have a product problem. You have a story problem. Fix the story first.
FROM NORM & KEVIN’S HUMIDOR

A Cuban Behike cigar can go for $250-$400 per stick
The cigar band, that decorative paper ring you slide off before lighting up, was reportedly invented by a European aristocrat who needed to keep his white gloves from getting stained with tobacco oils.
He wrapped a small strip of paper around the cigar's body as a barrier. What started as a laundry solution became one of the most recognized luxury branding elements in the world.
Today, cigar bands are collector's items. Some vintage bands from rare Cuban cigars sell for hundreds of dollars each. A practical problem, solved with paper, became a centuries-long brand icon.
The next Collective Minds Society Cigar & Whisky trip is Feb 18-22, 2027
THE MISFITS AI MARKETING TIP
How to Optimize Your Content for AI Answer Engines
Most SEO content is written for Google bots from 2015. AI answer engines read differently, select differently, and cite differently.
Here's how to close the gap quickly.
Start with your five most important pages. Run each URL through Perplexity and ChatGPT with the query "tell me about [your brand/topic]." Note whether your content is cited. Screenshot and save the results as your baseline.
For any page that isn't being cited, check whether it has FAQ schema implemented. Pages without FAQ markup get passed over at a significantly higher rate.
Add a "Direct Answer Box" to each key page: a 50-75 word paragraph that answers the page's primary question in plain language, placed immediately below the H1 heading. No links. No jargon.
Use Google's People Also Ask results for your main keywords to write three to five additional FAQ entries per page.
Submit your updated sitemap to Google Search Console after changes.
Re-run your AI citation check in 30 days to measure improvement. Sample Prompt:
"What questions would someone ask an AI assistant before hiring a [your service type] business? Give me 10 specific questions I should have FAQs for on my website."
The brands that make their content easy for AI to extract and cite will own the next wave of search visibility.
MARKETING LISTS
7 Ways AI Search Is Different from Traditional Google Search

Traditional Google serves links. AI answer engines serve answers. Your content no longer needs to rank first; it needs to be citable.
Google rewards recency for news topics. AI engines often pull from older, more authoritative content that has been cited across multiple platforms.
Google indexes the full page. AI engines extract specific passages. Your most important answer needs to stand alone in a single paragraph.
Traditional SEO optimizes for keywords. AEO optimizes for questions. The phrasing "how do I" matters more than "best tips."
Backlinks signal authority to Google. AI citation history, platform presence on Reddit and YouTube, and schema markup signal authority to AI engines.
Traditional search shows 10 blue links. AI search shows one synthesized answer. There is no second place.
Google can be gamed with link-building. AI engines weight authentic community participation and direct expertise signals that are much harder to manufacture.
AEO (ANSWER ENGINE OPTIMIZATION) TIP
FAQ schema is one of the highest-return schema types for AEO because it maps directly to how AI engines operate: find a question, find a reliable answer, cite the source.
To get the most AEO value, your FAQ schema should follow the "answer first" principle. Provide a complete, concise answer of 40-80 words directly in the markup, not just a teaser.
Structure FAQ headings as real questions people actually ask. Use Google's "People Also Ask" and AnswerThePublic to find genuine query phrasing. After the short direct answer, provide a longer explanatory body on the page.
Keep questions specific, not broad. "What is the best time to send email for e-commerce?" will earn more AI citations than "How does email work?" Verify your implementation with Google's Rich Results
Test.
For help with this, contact dragon.fish
THE ANSWER YOU’RE LOOKING FOR
Only 12.4% of websites use schema markup correctly, and those sites earn 2.8 times more AI citations than those without it.
Kasim Aslam's six-person research team spent a year tracking how AI answer engines choose their sources and this was among their most striking findings.
Watch the full conversation with Kasim

Hope you enjoyed this week’s issue. We’ll see you next week!
Norm and Kevin
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