THE MARKETING MISFITS NEWSLETTER

Issue #004 | April 1, 2026

UNCONVENTIONAL BRAND BUILDING

ONE QUESTION. NO GOOGLING.

Brandon Wells, "The Cigar Mechanic," landed his first major broker deal by selling cigar sizes that manufacturers said were impossible to move. What was the name of the two specialty shapes he sold out, and what was the key reason buyers responded?

Answer at bottom of email

HOT OFF THE PRESS [ "Dopamine Dealer of LinkedIn" ]

The average income on LinkedIn is over $130,000, almost double that of other major platforms, and four out of five users are business decision-makers. In this episode of Marketing Misfits, hosts Kevin King and Norm Farrar chat with Joshua B. Lee, widely known as the "Dopamine Dealer of LinkedIn".

Joshua breaks down exactly why you need to stop chasing computer algorithms and start mastering the "human algorithm" to create genuine opportunities. From leveraging newsletters for instant Google indexing to capturing GDPR-compliant emails through LinkedIn events, this masterclass will completely change how you view B2B networking.

🔥 In This Episode You’ll Discover:The AI & SEO Takeover:

Why Microsoft’s ownership stake in LinkedIn and OpenAI is turning the platform into the foundation for future generative search.

The Newsletter Hack: How LinkedIn newsletters achieve massive 20-50% open rates and get indexed by Google in less than an hour.

The Anti-Automation Warning: Why using third-party automation tools will get your account banned within hours, and how to manually use Sales Navigator for better results.

The Dopamine Strategy: How to use simple psychological stopgaps, like endorsing a skill or saying "thank you" to effortlessly start sales conversations without cold pitching.

Event Lead Generation: Step-by-step instructions on setting up LinkedIn Events to legally collect first names, last names, and emails while inviting up to 8,000 connections a month.

Newsjacking for Video: Why posting 1.5 to 2-minute videos reacting to trending LinkedIn news can generate millions of organic views.

This edition is made possible by:


MISFIT STORY of the WEEK
How a Joke Became a Cigar Empire

Brandon Wells never planned to be the Cigar Mechanic. He picked an Instagram handle at random because he liked fixing things and he liked cigars. The bio was barely two sentences.

Then something strange happened. People started reaching out. Manufacturers wanted to know who this guy was. Lounges wanted him to come by. Other cigar enthusiasts treated him like a trusted voice because his content was genuine, not polished.

He talked about what he actually liked. He told the truth about what sucked.

Before he knew what was happening, Brandon Wells was a cigar broker.

He tells Kevin and Norm about "The God Moment," the turning point when he realized this wasn't a hobby anymore. A high-end cigar manufacturer who couldn't move his Lancero and Corona sizes reached out.

These were shapes that "couldn't be sold." Specialty cuts that sit on the shelf. Brandon took them on, not because the math made sense, but because he believed in the story behind them.

They sold out.

Not because of the packaging. Not because of the price point. Because Brandon told the story, and his audience trusted him. The manufacturer didn't have a customer relationship. Brandon did. The product traveled through the trust he'd built before there was any commercial relationship at all.

This is the thesis of the unconventional brand: in premium categories, relationships and story consistently outperform advertising and distribution. The average cigar smoker earns approximately $212,000 per year. This isn't a discount market. These buyers don't need more advertising. They need a reason to believe.

Brandon's insight: "People don't buy products. They buy the experience behind them." In the cigar world, that experience starts with a conversation, not a click.


THE CHALKBOARD

Build the Story Before You Build the Brand

This week pairs Brandon Wells (the Cigar Mechanic) with Kevin and Norm's solo look at the $100,000 water bottle. It's a masterclass in how commodities become cult objects through pure brand psychology.

Both episodes share the same uncomfortable truth: the product is almost irrelevant. The brand, the feeling, the identity, the story, is everything.

A water bottle that costs $100,000. A cigar that couldn't be sold until someone told its story. Red Bull littering empty cans at nightclubs to create the illusion of social proof before the product had any.

Marketer's Notepad:

  • Story sells what packaging can't. Brandon's Lancero case study: the size was commercially dead. The story of the manufacturer, the blend, the relationship: that's what moved product. The cigar was the same before and after. The story changed everything.

  • Test the brand before the product. Kevin and Norm on Liquid Death's launch: Mike Cessario ran Facebook Ads for Liquid Death before manufacturing a single can. The branding worked. Then he made the product. If you can't generate desire with pure positioning, you have a story problem, not a product problem.

  • Cigar lounges are loss leaders. Brandon's lounge economics: most cigar lounges don't make money on coffee, memberships, or drinks. They make money on premium cigar sales and the relationships that walking through that door creates. The lounge is the community. The community drives the revenue.

  • In the cigar world, there's no algorithmic recommendation engine. Placement happens through broker relationships, lounge conversations, and manufacturer trust. Brandon's key filter before taking on a brand:

"Can I look someone in the eye and recommend this?"

  • Red Bull's seed-the-market strategy. Kevin and Norm broke down how Red Bull's original growth hack was having paid ambassadors litter empty cans at parties and venues to create the impression that others were already drinking it. Social proof before the product had any real following.

  • Perceived value is personal. Brandon's insight: value is defined by the buyer, not the price tag. At $300 per cigar, value is the experience, the story, the occasion. Don't apologize for premium pricing. Build the story that earns it.

  • Exclusivity creates demand. Kevin and Norm's look at the $100K Hawaiian deep-sea water: the bottle communicates everything the water couldn't say alone. Scarcity, aspiration, status. The product is the permission structure for the emotion.

  • Your cigar lounge (metaphor) is your brand building block. Kevin and Norm's cigar lounge meetings consistently produce better deal flow than any conference. Relaxed settings with shared rituals are where trust forms. The brand you build in those moments is what digital channels amplify.

Watch These Misfits Episodes to Dive Deeper:


MARKETING TRENDS & FACTS

MISFIT MARKETING STRATEGY
Loss Aversion in Marketing

Daniel Kahneman's research found that humans experience losses approximately 2.5 times more intensely than equivalent gains. Losing $100 hurts more than gaining $100 feels good.

That's loss aversion, and it's one of the most powerful psychological forces in marketing.

Practical applications:

"What you're missing" framing. Instead of "Get 20% off," try "You're leaving 20% on the table." Instead of "Join 4,000 members," try "The conversation you're missing right now is happening in this community."

Limited release / waiting list. When supply is restricted and the loss of missing out is real, demand accelerates. Brandon's cigar sizes "that couldn't be sold" found buyers when positioned as limited. The supply didn't change. The framing did.

Risk reversal as loss removal. Guarantees, free returns, and risk-free trials don't just reduce friction. They remove the fear of making a wrong choice. The prospect is no longer losing anything by trying.

Time-bound offers. Real deadlines (not fake ones) activate loss aversion. "This price is available through April

7 because our production run closes that day" is honest urgency. "SALE ENDS SOON" with no specific deadline is noise.

Warning: Loss aversion is powerful and easy to abuse. Fake scarcity destroys trust permanently. Use it only when the scarcity or deadline is genuine.


EMAIL MARKETING

A/B testing can increase email marketing ROI by 83%, but only when done with statistical rigor.

The framework: form a hypothesis ("personalized subject lines will increase open rates because subscribers respond to relevance"), isolate one variable, ensure at least 1,000 recipients per variation, run the test for 3-7 days to capture behavioral variation across days of the week, and only declare a winner at 95% statistical confidence or higher.

Start with high-impact, easy-to-test elements like subject lines and CTAs before moving to email design or send timing. Build a test log documenting the hypothesis, variable, result, and key takeaway for every test.

Companies with systematic testing frameworks see 47% higher success rates than those testing randomly.

Critical rule: never stop a test early because the early trend looks promising. Early data is statistically noisy.

For help with email marketing for your brand, contact dragon.fish


AI / MARKETING TOOL HIGHLIGHT

AdCreative.ai: AI-powered ad creative generation built for brands that need to test visual concepts at scale.

Upload your brand assets and the platform generates conversion-focused ad creative in multiple formats. Particularly useful for the brand-testing approach Kevin and Norm described: test positioning and visual concepts before committing to production budgets.

Top brands use it to run 20-30 creative variations in the time it used to take to produce two or three. Subscription plans available.


"A brand is not a logo. A brand is not an identity. A brand is not a product. A brand is a person's gut feeling about a product, service, or organization."

Marty Neumeier, The Brand Gap


THE ONE-MINUTE CASE STUDY

The Brand: Purple, launched 2016 via a viral video.

The Strategy: The "raw egg test" video demonstrated that raw eggs placed under a plate of glass on a Purple mattress grid would survive a full human body weight pressing down on them. The video was strange, demonstration-driven, and genuinely interesting to watch. The science was real. The physics explained itself.

The Result: The video earned over 150 million views organically. Purple went from startup to IPO on the back of content marketing that cost a fraction of traditional mattress advertising. The unconventional product format (the grid technology) was visually demonstrable in a way no traditional mattress could be, so the demonstration became the ad.

The Lesson: Find the one thing about your product that is genuinely remarkable and visually demonstrable. Then make the demonstration the marketing. The hook is already in the product if you look hard enough.


FROM NORM & KEVIN’S HUMIDOR

In 2015, Japan's Yamazaki 12-Year Single Malt was named World's Best Whisky by Jim Murray's Whisky Bible, beating every Scottish distillery in the world. The Scotch industry was caught completely off guard.

Japanese whisky-making only began in 1923, when Masataka Taketsuru traveled to Scotland to study distilling, returned home, and quietly spent decades perfecting a craft that would one day embarrass his teachers.

The best part: Yamazaki went from niche export to globally allocated almost overnight after the award. Bottles that sold for $60 now trade for $600 or more. One award. One night. A category permanently transformed

The next Collective Minds Society Cigar & Whisky trip is Feb 18-22, 2027


THE MISFITS AI MARKETING TIP
How to Develop a Unique Brand Voice Document with AI

A brand voice document is the single most underused content asset in most businesses. With AI, you can build a thorough one in an afternoon.

  • Gather 10 to 15 examples of your best-performing content: emails with high open rates, social posts with strong engagement, customer testimonials, and any copy you personally felt captured your brand well.

  • Paste three to five examples into Claude or ChatGPT and ask: "Based on these examples, describe this brand's voice in five adjectives. What does it never sound like? What does it always sound like?"

  • Ask the AI to write a "this brand sounds like X, not Y" comparison grid. For example: "Confident, not arrogant. Direct, not rude. Personal, not unprofessional."

  • Have the AI generate 10 sample sentences in your brand voice for different scenarios: a sales email, a social post, a customer complaint response, and an Instagram caption.

  • Review, correct, and build the final document around those examples. Add a "do not write" section with specific banned phrases and tones.

  • Share the finished document with every person who writes copy for your business.

Sample Prompt: "Here are five examples of copy from my brand. Identify the consistent voice patterns, write a one-paragraph voice guide, and generate three examples of on-brand versus off-brand writing for a product launch email."

A brand voice document written with AI as a drafting partner usually takes two to three hours. Most brands never create one and pay for it in inconsistent messaging for years.


MARKETING LISTS
7 Brands That Built Empires by Breaking Every Rule

  1. Hermès releases almost no advertising and maintains a waitlist for bags that cost more than most cars. Scarcity is the strategy.

  2. Red Bull had paid ambassadors litter empty cans at parties before the brand had any real following. They manufactured social proof from nothing.

  3. Liquid Death raised $1.6 million in funding with pure branding and no product. The ad creative was the proof of concept.

  4. Apple launched the first iPhone with no third-party apps, no copy-paste, and no MMS. Every "missing feature" became a launch event.

  5. Dollar Shave Club built a billion-dollar business from a $4,500 video shot in a warehouse, with a founder who had no advertising background.

  6. Patagonia ran a full-page New York Times ad that said "Don't Buy This Jacket." Sales increased.

  7. Brandon Wells sold cigar shapes manufacturers said were impossible to move, not by discounting, but by telling a better story about them.


THE FAQ (HOW’D YOU DO?)

Q: What is the "Red Ocean, Blue Offer" strategy for brand building?

It means entering a proven, competitive category with a completely different framing rather than trying to create demand in a new space. You're not finding a blue ocean market with no competition.

You're bringing a positioning angle so different that you don't feel like a direct competitor, even inside a crowded category.

Brandon Wells used this by positioning himself as a story-driven broker in a market dominated by product-spec sellers.

Q: Why do luxury brands spend less on advertising but command higher prices?

Scarcity and craftsmanship narrative create more desire than advertising at the premium tier. Brands like Hermès spend 5-6% of revenue on marketing, mostly editorial and events, while mass-market brands spend 15-20%.

The restraint itself signals exclusivity. When a brand advertises everywhere, the perception of rarity disappears. Price premium follows perceived scarcity.

Q: How did Brandon Wells build the Cigar Mechanic brand without a marketing plan?

Brandon started with a genuine Instagram handle based on his real interests and built an audience through authentic product recommendations and honest reviews.

He never pitched. He told stories and expressed real opinions. When manufacturers approached him and his audience responded to his recommendations, the brand had already been built through trust before any commercial relationship existed.

Q: What is loss aversion and how do marketers use it ethically?

Loss aversion is the psychological tendency to experience potential losses more intensely than equivalent gains, roughly 2.5 times more intensely according to Daniel Kahneman's research.

Ethical marketing applications include real limited-release products, genuine deadlines tied to production or capacity constraints, and risk reversal through guarantees that remove the fear of a wrong decision.

Fake scarcity and manufactured urgency exploit the same mechanism but destroy trust when buyers catch on.


THE ANSWER YOU’RE LOOKING FOR

The Lancero and Corona sizes. According to Brandon Wells in his Marketing Misfits episode, the manufacturer told him these shapes "couldn't be sold."

Brandon took them on because he believed in the story behind the blend and the maker. They sold out, not because of packaging or price, but because his audience trusted his recommendation completely.

Watch the full conversation

Hope you enjoyed this week’s issue. We’ll see you next week!

Norm and Kevin


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