
THE MARKETING MISFITS NEWSLETTER
Issue #012 | May 27th, 2026
PRODUCT SOURCING
ONE QUESTION. NO GOOGLING.
In the "15 Years of Sourcing Secrets" episode, Kian Golzari shared a payment strategy that most Western sellers have never tried.
What currency does he recommend paying Chinese suppliers in, and why?
Answer at bottom of email
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MISFIT STORY of the WEEK
The Man Who Sources Gold iPhones for Real Madrid Stars
When Kian Golzari was growing up, his father traveled constantly to factories in China. While other kids were on sports teams, Kian was learning the language of manufacturing: MOQs, lead times, quality control, supplier relationships.
By the time he was building his own brands, he had a competitive advantage most Western entrepreneurs will never have. He knew how to actually get things made.
The story that illustrates this best? A client wanted 24-karat gold iPhones for Real Madrid soccer stars. Not a production run of thousands. A tiny, highly custom, near-impossible order. For most people, that request dies in a Google search. For Kian, it was Tuesday.
The difference isn't access to some secret database.
When you've visited a factory, shared meals with the owners, paid on time, and treated their teams with respect, you get the impossible orders done.
What surprised Kevin and Norm most wasn't the gold iPhones. It was Kian's advice on currency: pay your Chinese suppliers in RMB, not USD. The exchange rate math often adds up to meaningful discounts.
Something 99% of Western sellers have never even tried because nobody told them it was an option.
The insight that drives everything Kian teaches: the face-to-face factory visit isn't optional if you're serious. You get better credit terms. Faster samples. Access to new product ideas before they hit the market. And you get the gold iPhones.
THE CHALKBOARD
15 Years of Sourcing Secrets: and How AI Just Rewrote the Playbook

Product sourcing is the infrastructure of any physical product business. Get it right and you have margin, quality, and real control over your business. Get it wrong and you're managing disasters in slow motion.
This week's episodes pair Kian Golzari's 15 years of hard-won sourcing wisdom with the emerging reality of AI-powered sourcing tools. The combination reveals a complete picture of where product-based businesses are headed.
Marketer's Notepad:
The face-to-face factory visit is non-negotiable.
Sellers who visit get better pricing, faster samples, extended credit terms, and access to new product concepts. Pack 3-4 days with factory tours, supplier dinners, and backup-factory introductions.China +1 is a survival strategy, not optional.
Every serious seller needs at least one backup manufacturing country. Vietnam, India, and Mexico are the three most commonly used alternatives right now.Legally separate product development costs from the cost of goods.
This structure can meaningfully reduce your tariff liability. Consult a trade attorney, but don't ignore it.Pay in RMB when possible.
Suppliers often offer a quiet discount for local currency payments that most Western sellers have never asked about.
Build relationships with backup factories before you need them.
You want a warm relationship waiting, not a cold outreach in a crisis.AI agents are compressing the sourcing timeline dramatically.
A sequential AI workflow - trend identification, market validation, Alibaba supplier discovery, negotiation brief - can reduce weeks of research to hours.
Use AI to generate supplier comparison matrices.
Price, MOQ, lead time, certifications across 10+ suppliers simultaneously. Then you go visit the top three.
Quality control and supplier trust remain human-critical checkpoints.
AI accelerates discovery; relationship and inspection remain irreplaceable.
Watch These Misfits Episodes to Dive Deeper:
15 Years of Sourcing Secrets (Kian Golzari)
AI Just Changed Sourcing FOREVER... (Kerim Kfuri)
MARKETING TRENDS & FACTS

MISFIT MARKETING STRATEGY
The Perfect Customer Avatar
Most sellers describe their customer with demographics: "women 25-45 interested in fitness." That's not an avatar. That's a census segment. A real customer avatar gets inside one person's head.

The Breakdown Framework:
Name them. Give your avatar a first name. It sounds silly; it works.
Write their morning. What happens from when they wake up to when they get to work? What are they worried about?
Find their language. Read 200+ reviews in your category. Use their exact words in your marketing copy.
Identify the purchase trigger. What specific moment or emotion makes them search for what you sell? What was the last straw?
Define the transformation. What does their life look like after your product solves their problem?
Find the conversation they wish they could have. Your marketing should feel like it's reading their mind.
The payoff: your ad copy, email subject lines, product descriptions, and video hooks all become sharper.
When someone reads your marketing and thinks "how did they know?", that's a deep avatar doing its job.
EMAIL MARKETING
Your welcome sequence is the most important automated flow you'll ever build. Subscribers are more engaged in the first 48 hours after joining than at any other point.
A high-performing welcome series does four things:
Email 1: Delivers your promised lead magnet immediately
Email 2: Introduces your brand story and what makes you different
Email 3: Sets expectations for email frequency and content
Email 4 & 5: Makes a soft offer or drives first purchase .
Space the series over 7-10 days.
The move most brands miss: segment mid-sequence. If a new subscriber clicks a product link in email two, divert them into a product-focused sequence rather than the generic welcome path.
Track welcome series completion rate. This should be your highest revenue-per-email metric of any campaign type.
For help with email marketing for your brand, contact dragon.fish
"Build something 100 people love, not something 1 million people kind of like."
THE ONE-MINUTE CASE STUDY

The Brand: Cards Against Humanity
The Strategy: The game describes itself as "a party game for horrible people." The copy is deliberately offensive. The marketing has included a stunt where they sold literal dirt for $5 on Black Friday. People bought it. They once charged $6 for "nothing." Literally nothing. Customers received an empty box.
Every marketer's instinct screams that this is brand suicide. It was actually brand genius.
By being unapologetically themselves - crude, self-aware, anti-corporate - they attracted the exact people who would love them: smart, sarcastic adults who hated everything about conventional party games. The polarization wasn't a side effect. It was the moat.
The Result: They spent almost nothing on traditional advertising. Word-of-mouth, organic social, and press coverage from their stunts did the work. The product started as a free PDF download. The creators sold printed copies later only when demand demanded it.
The Lesson: Not all marketing should try to convince people. Sometimes the most powerful move is to clearly declare who you're not for. The people who belong will find you faster.
FROM NORM & KEVIN’S HUMIDOR

Pappy Van Winkle bourbon is so rare that bottles regularly sell for $3,000-$5,000 on secondary markets, despite a retail price of $100-300. Some stores hold lotteries just for the right to buy a single bottle. The brand is owned by the Van Winkle family, who have been making bourbon since 1874.
The extreme scarcity is real, not manufactured. Julian Van Winkle III produces only around 7,000-8,000 cases per year across all expressions. When you compare that to major bourbon brands releasing millions of cases annually, the math explains everything. Some allocated bottles are resold for 30x their retail price within days of release.
The next Collective Minds Society Cigar & Whiskey trip is Feb 18-22, 2027
THE MISFITS AI MARKETING TIP
How to Use AI to Evaluate Product Suppliers and Sourcing Risk
Feed AI a supplier's Alibaba profile, website, and any communication you've had. Ask it to identify red flags: vague product specs, suspiciously low MOQs, missing certifications, or generic factory photos that appear on multiple listings.
• Use AI to build a supplier comparison matrix. Input data from 8-10 suppliers (price, MOQ, lead time, certifications, location, payment terms) and ask AI to score each one against your sourcing criteria.
• Ask AI to generate a supplier due diligence checklist specific to your product category. Request 20 questions you should ask every factory before placing a first order.
• Prompt AI to write a negotiation brief before your first supplier call. Include your target price, acceptable MOQ range, preferred payment terms, and a list of concessions you're willing to make versus non-negotiables.
• Use AI to research tariff codes for your product category and model out landed cost scenarios under different tariff rates and source countries.
• Have AI draft your first sample request email with specific quality checkpoints, photography requirements, and timeline expectations built in.
Sample Prompt:
"I'm sourcing [product type] from China. Here are the specs I need: [list]. Generate a 20-question supplier vetting checklist and flag the three most common quality risks in this product category."AI compresses research that used to take weeks into a few focused sessions. Use it for discovery, then verify everything in person.
MARKETING LISTS

THE FAQ (HOW’D YOU DO?)
Q: How much does it really cost to visit a factory in China?
A four-day sourcing trip to Guangzhou or Yiwu typically runs $1,500-$3,000 all-in (flights, hotel, local transport, meals). Most sellers who go once say the savings from better pricing and reduced defect rates pay for the trip on their next order. It's a business expense, not a luxury.
Q: What is China+1 sourcing and how do you start?
China+1 means maintaining your primary supplier in China while developing at least one backup supplier in a different country. Start by identifying your top two or three products by revenue, then research alternative manufacturers in Vietnam, India, or Mexico. You don't have to switch; you just need a warm relationship before a crisis forces your hand.
Q: Can AI actually find better suppliers than Alibaba search?
AI doesn't replace Alibaba; it makes the research faster and more structured. AI can parse supplier data, generate comparison matrices, flag inconsistencies in profiles, and help you prepare better questions before supplier calls. The relationship and in-person verification remain entirely human.
Q: Is paying in RMB really worth the complexity?
For orders over $10,000, the 3-7% discount you can often negotiate by paying in RMB makes the setup cost worth it. You'll need a basic understanding of international wire options.
THE ANSWER YOU’RE LOOKING FOR
Kian Golzari recommended paying Chinese suppliers in RMB (Chinese yuan) rather than USD.
Suppliers often offer a quiet discount for local currency payments because it eliminates their currency conversion costs.
Watch the full conversation

Hope you enjoyed this week’s issue. We’ll see you next week!
Norm and Kevin
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